First day of Christmas

Fu*kboi Christmas

First day of Christmas

First day of Christmas

On the first day of Christmas, my fuckboi gave to me one very obscure netflix login...

Second day of Christmas

Second day of Christmas

On the second day of Christmas, my fuckboi gave to me two expired gift cards... 😑✨

Third day of Christmas

Third day of Christmas

On the third day of Christmas, my fuckboi gave to me three requested dick pics... because lets be honest...✨✨✨

Fourth day of Christmas

Fourth day of Christmas

On the fourth day of Christmas, my fuckboi gave to me four public boob grabs... 😑

Fifth day of Christmas

Fifth day of Christmas

On the fifth day of Christmas, my fuckboi gave to me five consecutive "you up?" texts... 😑

Sixth day of Christmas

Sixth day of Christmas

On the sixth day of Christmas, my fuckboi gave to me a six dollar feast... #blessed

Seventh day of Christmas

Seventh day of Christmas

On the seventh day of Christmas, my fuckboi gave to me an iPhone 7 booty call ... 

Art by very funny friend Zak Teball

Eighth day of Christmas

Eighth day of Christmas

On the eighth day of Christmas, my fuckboi gave to me eight unrequested selfies... barf 😫

Art by mega art babe Claire Merchlinsky.

Ninth day of Christmas

Ninth day of Christmas

On the ninth day of Christmas, my fuckboi gave to me nine thirsty insta comments.. 🔥🔥🔥

Tenth day of Christmas

Tenth day of Christmas

On the tenth day of Christmas, my fuckboi gave to me ten undisguisable hickies ... 😑

Eleventh day of Christmas

Eleventh day of Christmas

On the eleventh day of Christmas, my fuckboi gave to me eleven no responses... 🖕

Art by the beautiful and talented Sam Dean Lynn.

Twelfth day of Christmas

Twelfth day of Christmas

On the twelfth day of Christmas, my fuckboi gave to me twelve seconds of disappointment... 💣