On the first day of Christmas, my fuckboi gave to me one very obscure Netflix login...
On the second day of Christmas, my fuckboi gave to me two expired gift cards... 😑✨
On the third day of Christmas, my fuckboi gave me three requested dick pics... because lets be honest…
On the fourth day of Christmas, my fuckboi gave me four public boob grabs... 😑
On the fifth day of Christmas, my fuckboi gave me five consecutive "you up?" texts...
On the sixth day of Christmas, my fuckboi gave me a six dollar feast... #blessed
On the seventh day of Christmas, my fuckboi gave me an iPhone 7 booty call ... Art by very funny friend Zak Teball.
On the eighth day of Christmas, my fuckboi gave me eight unrequested selfies ... barf … Art by mega art babe Claire Merchlinsky.
On the ninth day of Christmas, my fuckboi gave me nine thirsty insta comments.. 🔥
On the tenth day of Christmas, my fuckboi gave me ten undisguisable hickies ...
On the eleventh day of Christmas, my fuckboi gave me eleven no responses... Art by the talented Sam Dean Lynn.
On the twelfth day of Christmas, my fuckboi gave me twelve seconds of disappointment... 💣